Well maybe not the happy part as far as my husband is concerned in this pic. His mother did this to him. I can imagine him thinking “I’m a stupid witch and my buddy is a cool ass pirate”. Poor Keith or Keithy (the horrible nickname his family calls him).
Here are the boys all hopped up on sugar. The nice thing is that Jack only likes plain chocolate bars so the rest goes to me!!
Today I discovered that my son Jackson is genius. While I was lying on the floor playing smash the cars on mommies knuckles Jack got caught up in Between the Lions and began to run 2 Hot Wheel cars on my back. At first I laughed but after about 2 minutes drool came sliding out of the side of my mouth. Who knew that these stupid little cars could feel so wonderful? I took total advantage of my 3 year old and urged him to roll on. He thought it was pretty funny and did for almost 20 minutes on and off. I have to say it may have been better than the hot rock massage I had before. I think I may have to tell Miss Andrea (http://missandrea.typepad.com/) about this technique as I am pretty sure they are not teaching it in any class.
Today some asshole ran a red light and hit me and Jack. We’re okay just a little damage to the rear panel. They hit on the drivers side which is where Jack sits. I am so glad we were high up because that could have been ugly in my car. Oh and did I mention that fuckwad left the scene? Thankfully a woman witnessed the whole thing and got the license plate number for me. I made the report and now all we do is wait. If the car was stolen then I guess this tool gets off. What kind of person just flees a scene like that? My baby could have been hurt.
I’ve always wanted to be either Ann or Nancy Wilson. I really never could figured out which one I want to be more though. And I’m not taking 80’s cheesy “All I wana do is make love to you” Heart I’m talking “Barracuda” Heart. I could wail on the guitar and do sweet kicks like Nancy but Ann wails. Man I wish I were that cool.
I’ve also wanted to be Joan Jett and Pat Benetar. I guess I really just wanna rock! Maybe I should take up guitar, buy some leather pants and hit the road. I could make out with an 18 year old between sets, get a tatoo of the middle fuinger and then drink tequila until the sun comes up. Or I could just go change a poop diaper, sing Itsy Bitsy Spider, have a Miller Lite and be in bed by 10…that’s more likely to happen.
Here is my best devil pose at a MNO. Gene Simmon’s has nothing on me. Now that is classy.
I think I look like Jack here. Can someone please tell me how I can get this hair-color back? And yes I do believe that is brown velour. Please don’t be jealous.
I can’t beleive I’ve actually got off my butt and started a blog. Hopefully it’s something I can keep up. Here are some pics of my beauties:
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