I’ve always wanted to be either Ann or Nancy Wilson. I really never could figured out which one I want to be more though. And I’m not taking 80’s cheesy “All I wana do is make love to you” Heart I’m talking “Barracuda” Heart. I could wail on the guitar and do sweet kicks like Nancy but Ann wails. Man I wish I were that cool.
I’ve also wanted to be Joan Jett and Pat Benetar. I guess I really just wanna rock! Maybe I should take up guitar, buy some leather pants and hit the road. I could make out with an 18 year old between sets, get a tatoo of the middle fuinger and then drink tequila until the sun comes up. Or I could just go change a poop diaper, sing Itsy Bitsy Spider, have a Miller Lite and be in bed by 10…that’s more likely to happen.
Here is my best devil pose at a MNO. Gene Simmon’s has nothing on me. Now that is classy.
